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Poruka: <blockquote data-quote="Tarki" data-source="post: 70140" data-attributes="member: 3603"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> Šta  kaže muškarac (<span style="color: #1f497d">s obzirom</span> na nacionalne, vjerske, politicke i mentalne</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">preference) svojoj <span style="color: #1f497d">ž</span>eni, kada mu ona sa koferom u ruci objasni da ga</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">ostavlja zbog drugog:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Ateist: Ne vjerujem.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Budista: Samo da si ti sretna...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Katolik: Ja sam kriv.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Jevrej: Vraticu ti!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Pravoslavac: Samo da je na<span style="color: #1f497d">š</span>!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Agnostik: Za<span style="color: #1f497d">š</span>to nema<span style="color: #1f497d">š</span> obojicu?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Musliman: Jedna manje<span style="color: #1f497d">-</span>vi<span style="color: #1f497d">š</span>e</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Melankolik: Ubicu se!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Kolerik: Ubicu te!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Apatik: Dobro...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Pesimista: Znao sam...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Optimista: Uzmi kljuc, za svaki slucaj...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Realista: To je moj kofer!!!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Naivac: Kad se vraca<span style="color: #1f497d">š</span>?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Racionalist: Nema<span style="color: #1f497d">š</span> argumenata!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Skeptik: Jesi sigurna?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Romantik: Ali ja te volim!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Filozof: Za<span style="color: #1f497d">š</span>to ba<span style="color: #1f497d">š</span> danas?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Pravnik: To ce te puno ko<span style="color: #1f497d">š</span>tati</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Bankar: To ce me puno ko<span style="color: #1f497d">š</span>tati</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Japi: Kolika mu je plata?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Liberal: Konacno slobodan!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Komunist: Du<span style="color: #1f497d">ž</span>an sam te dijeliti...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Zelen: Idi biciklom</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Socialdemokrat: Po<span style="color: #1f497d">š</span>tujem tvoju odluku</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Slovenac: Samo da nije Hrvat!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Hrvat: Samo da nije Slovenac!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Albanac: Samo da nije Srbin!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Srbin: Mar<span style="color: #1f497d">š</span> u picku materinu!</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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