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Poruka: <blockquote data-quote="Wilderness" data-source="post: 204244" data-attributes="member: 29898"><p><span style="color: #3F4950"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Vozi narkoman kola i odjednom iskoči pandur i zaustavi ga:</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3F4950"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">• Dobro veče. Vašu saobraćajnu i vozačku dozvolu, molim.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3F4950"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">• Jaooo, brate… Pa ja ne znam gde se nalazim…</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3F4950"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">• Rekao sam ti vozačku i saobraćajnu, odmah!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3F4950"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">• Ali ja, ja… Ja ne znam gde sam…</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3F4950"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">• Alo bre! Znas li ti ko sam ja?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3F4950"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">• Jao Bože… Ja ne znam gde sam, a ti ne znas ko si…          </span></span><span style="color: #3F4950"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">:</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3F4950"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">   </span></span><span style="color: #3F4950"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Pita mama sina:</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3F4950"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">• Sine, da se ti ne drogiraš?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3F4950"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">• Paa, u jednu ruku da, a u drugu ne.</span></span><span style="color: #3F4950"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">   </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3F4950"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><span style="color: #3F4950"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Moj život je kao Vimbldon.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3F4950"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Samo trava i bele linije.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3F4950"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span> <span style="color: #3F4950"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Mrzim ljude koji uzimaju drogu, pogotovo carinike!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3F4950"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span><span style="color: #3F4950"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">Dođe narkoman kod doktora i kaže:</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3F4950"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">• Doktore, imam dve vesti, jednu lošu, a drugu dobru.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3F4950"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">• Hajde, reci prvo lošu. – uzvrati doktor.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3F4950"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">• Dobra je da sam ostavio drogu.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3F4950"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">• Pa to je sjajno! A koja je loša vest?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3F4950"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">• Ne znam gde sam je ostavio…</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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